Miss Susie had a baby
she named him Tiny Tim
she put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water,
he ate up all the soap,
he tried to eat the bathtub
but it wouldn't fit down his throat.
Miss Susie called the doctor,
the doctor called the nurse,
the nurse called the lady with the alligator purse.
Do you remember that? Well Hannah does because she comes home singing a new song everyday. On Halloween I actually broke the secret that I knew what she was doing. She thought I was the coolest mom ever. Her exact words were "wow mom you are so cool". Thats right my 6 year old thinks I am cool. Her version and yours maybe a little different. I remember when Zoot talked about her son doing Miss Susie, and everyone had a different version. What was your "song" in school?
Miss Susie had a lion, the lion had a bear
ReplyDeleteMiss Susie went to heaven, the bear went to
Hello operator, I'm dialing #9, if you disconnect me, I'll beat your little
Behind the fridgerator a broken piece of glass, Miss Susie fell upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the backyard zipping up their flies!
Hey! Found your blog through NaBloPoMo. Brave choice! I'm doing NaNoWriMo, and, having just started my own blog, that seems easier!
ReplyDeleteI learned this from a friend in high school:
Miss Suzie had a steam boat
The steam boat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Suzie went to heaven,
The steam boat went to hell.
Come on operator, give me 999
And if you disconect me, I'll kick you in the
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat down on it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom doing up their
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend were kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K dark dark dark!
Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show.
A show is like a TV show and that is all I know.
I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa.
I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra!
Woah, that was longer than I remembered!
I remember that!! I also remember:
ReplyDeleteMiss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack...
All dressed in black, black, black...
Hi Tasha, I'm Tee and I surfed in via Lindsey's blog after reading about your phone conversation.
I enjoyed reading your blog. Can I hang out here from time to time?
...now I have to go listen to the radio so I can get the Mary Mack song out of my head. haha